American-German Tech Billionaire G. Stouf To Buy Liverpool

A man “of guts” say his backers.

A man “of guts” say the backers of the man who will be the next Liverpool owner.

All the tug-ofs war over the ownership will end when the takeover is complete, and a section of the fanbase gets its long overdue wish.

A “gust of” much-needed inspiration – to lead the club to success, and blow away the pall of failure hanging over the club.

Herr Klopp was quoted in the German press as saying:

"Einige unserer Fans sind komplette Idioten und leben in einer Fantasiewelt, in der sie alles wollen wie verwöhnte Kinder und nicht schätzen, was sie bereits haben. Der Erfolg der letzten fünf Jahre ist auf viele Aspekte des Vereins und der Menschen zurückzuführen, die ihn leiten, suchen und trainieren, sowie auf die Spieler selbst. Nichts davon passt auf ein blödes Flugzeugbanner."

The lofty and ambitious aims of G. Stouf are said to be to do the near-impossible: to win the Premier League, win the Champions League, win the FA Cup, win the League Cup, win the Club World Cup, win the European Super Cup, and even win the Community Shield. Not just any of them individually, but win the whole bloody haul.

And to do so without going into debt, financial doping and falling foul of FFP, with the aim to extend/improve Anfield and build a new training ground as part of the plan.

Bostonian Henry W John is said to be interested in being involved in the running of the club.

A guest news post by Tofus G – sports writer at Lit Blush